Found this gem in my archives from 1986. Oran "Juice" Jones is telling a story in his song "The Rain". Still have the EP!
"You know my first impulse was to run up on you
And do a Rambo.
I was about to jam you and flat blast both of you
But I didn't wanna mess up this thirt-seven hundred dollar lynx coat
So instead I chilled -- That's right chilled
I called up the bank and took out every dime.
Than I cancelled all your credit cards...
I stuck you up for every piece of jewelery I ever bought you!
Don't go lookin' in that closet 'cause everything you came here with is
packed up and waiting for you in the guest room. What were you
thinking?"